Inspired by the venerable 419 eater, I decided not to delete an email telling me I had won 710,000 pounds and have some fun instead. I’ve excerpted some of the better bits of our conversation so far… I’ll keep updating if and when it gets better. I’m in black, he’s in red.
YOU WON £710,000
Please acknowledge the receipt of this mail to Mr Johnson Williams, With the below information.
Name…
Address..
Phone…
Sex…
Occupation….
Age…
Country Of Origin….
Thank you so much. I don’t remember entering a lottery, but ok, here’s my information.
Name… Gospel Ferry-Allison
Address… 399 Elm Town Tiney Miney Rine Place
Phone… (632-212)-223-12-1-2
Sex… Male
Occupation: Full Time Grandpa
Age: 41
Country of Origin: Utah, Germany
Attention: Gospel Ferry-Allison
You are to write to our BANK TRANSFERING AGENT, for the transfering of your winning money with the below address,Barclaybtransfer@w.cn,
As we say in Germany, MANY THANKS!
Gospel
Dear. Gospel Ferry-Allison
we try to reach you via telephone, but unfortunately can not reach you.we now decided to write to you.
we want to anounce to you that your name happens to be among the names that won £710,000.00, Vodafone lottery 2009.that is the reason why we consulted you, and not a scamming for your information.
And we also want to make it clear to you that we are not going to be hold responsible for any missing Found that was not claim by the owner.
1.) Can you please convert 710,000 POUNDS into EUROS for me?
2.) I would still like a picture of you or your family to know I am talking to a HUMAN and not a ROBOT!!
Thank you so much. You are doing a great thing for me and my family and I understand why you’re frustrated with me. BUT PLEASE keep going and we can do this do together.
GOSPEL
